Any Man Can Have Girlfriend For $175

Written by Steve Vaughan

Saturday, 21 June 2008

The Perfect Girlfriend? Tokoyo, Japan - God bless the Japanese! For all the men in the world that have trouble with the female species, there is now hope. Hope that is curvaceous and 38 centimeters high.

With a target audience of men over 20, the Eternal Maiden Actualization or EMA to all her closest friends, will be just what the computer geek ordered as it gives kisses on demand, sings, shakes its "groove thing" and even has a love mode for as long as the battery lasts.

According to EMA's creators, it will act just like a girlfriend. We at C-N-N think it has under estimated that just a little. Think about it, this could be the perfect woman. Let's do a little comparison:

Girlfriends cause an unlimited drain on your budget - EMA cost's around $175 + batteries (get rechargable and save a fortune!)
Girlfriends have opinions, EMA not so much and if she does develop any, just take out her battery.
Girlfriends get mad, EMA, well see above.
Last but not least, at 38 centimeters, EMA can fit in places girlfriends wouldn't dare.

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K-- - Make it 6' and male and I'm all in!

|2008-07-04 15:46:40

I think size does matter. Make it a 6' male version that takes out the trash,
mows the yard, and helps with laundry, and I'm in! The idea of it not talking
is very appealing and of course, we need some modification to the nether
regions, and a girl would never have to leave the house...lol.

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