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Five Career Choices for Hillary Clinton |
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Written by Steve Vaughan
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Thursday, 05 June 2008 |
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 Now that Hillary Clinton is no longer seeking another term as President of the United States, she will need to fill her time up with other pursuits. Of course she is still a prominent Senate member but we thought we would help her come up with other goals to keep her mind off her failure.
So we hope these suggestions will help keep you busy for the next four years. Besides, Bill Clinton back in the White House can only mean trouble. Here are C-N-N's career choices for Hillary Clinton:
- Her and Bill could move to Stepford, Connecticut. Hillary would be the wife Bill always wanted and Bill could do whatever he wants. Oh yea, that’s how it is now.
- She could offer her services to Vince McMahon and the WWE. With ratings falling fast, Hillary Clinton vs. Barack Obama in a no disqualification cage match with all the super delegate votes at stake would definitely increase WWE viewers.
- New manager of the Yankees. Look at the production she has gotten out of Bill over the years, just a little of that and Yankees win the World Series hands down. Besides, she couldn’t do any worse.
- How about commercials? Sticking it out to the end and not knowing when to quit would make for a great Viagra commercial! She can even warn about side effects like hanging around LONG after the thrill is gone.
- She could also do what it seems everyone whose career takes a downward turn does, become a talk show host. She could interview all the women Bill has slept with for a ratings push and see what she has been missing over the years.
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