Stupid Laws in the State of Arizona

Written by Steve Vaughan

Tuesday, 08 July 2008

We shall continue on our trip for stupid things and as usually it was a very short trip. We ran into this gem in the snack isle "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside," on a bag of Doritos. So we took the bag! As we meandered through we came across this that quite literally made us laugh out load. Right there on the box of condoms was this warning, "Do not drive while using this product." This was quite disappointing because some of my fondest memories were when I was actually ignoring this warning.

Our trip ended this time in the Grand Canyon State (Arizona so you don’t have to Google-it ). You can imagine what temperatures in the high nineties to low hundreds five months a year can do to the brain of state politicians. So here are some of the best stupid laws in Arizona.

Stupid Arizona State Laws

When I think of Arizona I think cactus and obviously so to Arizonians because there is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
I guess in Arizona they also believe in a fair fight but I have to wonder who wrote this one - When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses. I guess to be sure you should have every weapon possible stored in your home somewhere.

In Glendale Arizona you can only take pleasuring yourself so far before it becomes a legal matter - You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

In Tombstone, Arizona you can only truly be happy in public if you have all your teeth -
It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

If you are going to do it, don’t fake it in Arizona because it is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine. We are checking on what they think about manufacturing the real stuff.

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